INTERVIEWS

Interview with Human Waste Project
Kerrang!
By: Mike Peake

Which 2 numbers are either side of 20 on a dartboard.
Aimee: Darts? That's you guys.
Scott: I prefer pool. Ask me a pool question.
Aimee: Is it 15?

No, it's one and five.
Scott: Who the fuck came up with that?

We'll ask the questions thank you! In which city would you find St Marks Square?
Aimee: New York
Scott: Yeah, I got my hair cut there. And I had a pizza. In St Marks Square, in New York. It's a neighbourhood.

That's not the answer we've got.
Aimee: We're gonna suck at this.

What is the name of the new ...
Aimee: Re-load.

Metallica album?
Aimee: Hey! How'd you like that. Psychic!
Scott: Watch out for her man, she knows what you're doing!

Which of the following is a popular UK soap opera. a) Soaperama, b) Wetlands, c) Eastenders or d) Eradication?
Scott: Eastenders
Jeff: I would've gone for Soaperama man!

Tigger is a close friend of which AA Milne character?
Aimee: Pooh!
Scott: We're close friends of poo, too. Earlier I had a brown baby boy.."

Onwards.Where would you find Canberra?
Jeff: Oh damn!
Aimee: I've never been anywhere - and if I have been, then it's been stuck inside a bus.
Jeff: It sounds like a place that would be in the UK, but I guess it's not.
Mike: I believe that Canberra is in Australia.

Who is the drummer in Korn?
Aimee: David. David Silveria.

Name any two members of Bon Jovi apart from JBJ.
Aimee: Richie Sambora and ...
Scott: Tori Tamos? Something like that ... Tico Torres!
Jeff: But what's the keyboard players name?
Aimee: Mullet?

Who was/is the drummer of the Sex Pistols
Jeff: Oh that was Matt ... Matt Cook
Rest of band: Paul Cook

Who released the album South Of Heaven.
All: Slayer!
Jeff: Come on man! Too easy. We love Slayer

If you were born on November 20, what star sign would you be?
Aimee: Sagitarius

NO
Aimee: Scorpio. Halloween is Scorpio too!

Who stars opposite John Travolta in Face / Off?
Jeff: Oh damn it, thats ...
Aimee: Nick, Nick, Nick
Jeff: Nicholas Cage

How much is a copy of Kerrang?
Scott: 2.50?

Name three members of Marilyn Manson
Jeff: Twiggy Ramirez, Pogo ...
Aimee: That's Madonna Wayne Gacy. And Zim Zum. That's three.
Scott: Notice how we didn't say Marilyn Manson himself - that's pretty cool huh?

Which of the following is a UK alcoholic drink: a) Boddingtons b) Chaffinch, c) Ginger or d) Chapling?
Scott: Is it chaffinch?

You'd order a pint of Chaffinch would you?
Scott: I'm chaffing all the time. Boddingtons was too obvious!

Name three members of Pantera
Jeff: Dimebag Darrell, Vinnie Paul and Rex ... rexington
Scott: And Phil. Ever seen pictures of them when they looked like Iron Maiden?
Jeff: Not Iron Maiden, they were like Cinderella - like a glam band.
Scott: Shut up man, they'll kick our ass.

Who released the LP 'The Fat of the Land'?
All: Prodigy

At the Princess of Wales funeral, which pop legend sang live?
Aimee: Elton John

How many people walked on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?
Aimee: One! Neil Armstrong.

What is the currency of Turkey?
Jeff: Oh fuck. It's not lira ...

Er, it is lira.
Jeff: I said that! Technically ...

Who was the female star of the film 'Contact'?
All: Jodie Foster
Aimee: It was showing on the plane when we were on our way home from our tour with Tura Satana in the UK.

In which band would you find guitarist Meegs Rascon?
Aimee: Coal Chamber.
Scott: He'll always be Miguel to us. Meegs spells Sgeem backwards, so watch out!

Which film star is in the TV show Third Rock From the Sun?
Aimee: Oh, Lithgow ...
Scott: John Lithgow.

How many sides does a pentagon have?
Mike: 5 sides

What are the names of all five Spice Girls?
Aimee: Geri ...
Scott: I love one of them and I can't remember ... Victoria!
Aimee: Er, geri again ...
Scott: Scary spice, er ...
Jeff: I have no idea!
Aimee: Melanie! Mel! Two of 'em - Mel B and Mel C. And ...
Scott: Donut?

Several hours pass
Scott: Emma!

How HWP scored.
19 out of 25

The Verdict: After a sluggish and goofy start, Aimee Echo and her boys picked up the pace with a late sprint to a very respectable score. Nice!

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